MandateDyne Global has suffered a series of incidents involving shadow IT, ransomware, executive optimism, and at least one printer event.
In IT Heroes, deploy heroic IT professionals against escalating workplace threats.
Win by building the right team, managing your resources, and preventing the organization from having a very bad Monday morning.
For rules, lore, and unauthorized corporate files and materials MandateDyne definitely did not approve, visit: theitheroes.com
LEGAL REMINDER:
Ransomware Randy is not an official company mascot.
IT Heroes is a two-player card game where you and your opponent each run an IT department under siege. You're both trying to destroy the other's organization by playing Threats — ransomware, phishing attacks, clueless executives, and the ghost of every legacy system that should have died years ago.
Your deck is your organization. It starts with 30 cards. Every turn an unblocked Threat is active against you, cards are ripped from your draw pile. When you can't draw anymore, you lose.
Deploy Heroes to block Threats. Build Resources to fund your team. Play Threats to tear through your opponent's organization before they tear through yours.
Your deck IS your health. Card tilting tracks Hero hits. No external components, no math. Just cards and a flat surface.
Earn Coffee each turn. Spend it on Heroes, Threats, and Actions. Build your Resource engine early or fall behind — just like real IT budgets.
Heroes block Threats using Blame Deflection vs Ticket Velocity. The higher your stat, the more you absorb. IT pros will feel this deeply.
For the IT professional who has fixed your printer, survived your tickets, and definitely not judged your passwords
Finally, a game that gets it. Every card, mechanic, and legal disclaimer was written by someone who has lived through a 2am page, a P1 ticket from someone who didn't read the manual, and at least one printer event.
Great for team lunches, IT department gifts, onboarding swag, or any occasion where you need to reward the people who keep everything running. They'll recognize every card name. That's the point.
Compact, fun, and something no one else is giving. A perfect stocking stuffer or holiday gift for the sysadmin, help desk hero, or DevOps engineer on your list who has seen things.
Every pack includes one of 5 unique insert cards from the unauthorized corporate archives of MandateDyne Global. Each features a different legal reminder that MandateDyne definitely did not approve. More inserts are coming — but for now, five is enough to cause problems.
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