Ticket #000001 — Priority: Critical (As Always)

IT HEROES

The Card Game · First Responders Series
3 Common · 1 Uncommon · 1 Rare or Legendary

MandateDyne Global has suffered incidents involving shadow IT, ransomware, executive optimism, and at least one printer event. Deploy heroic IT professionals against escalating workplace threats. Win by being the last organization with cards in your draw pile.

IT Heroes card back — The First Responders Series The Sysadmin Supreme — Legendary Hero Card
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Ransomware Randy is not an official company mascot. Any similarity to your actual workplace is a you problem. IT was not consulted in the production of this product. As usual. This product was deployed on a Friday. We are sorry. This page has not been approved by the Change Advisory Board. Ransomware Randy is not an official company mascot. Any similarity to your actual workplace is a you problem. IT was not consulted in the production of this product. As usual. This product was deployed on a Friday. We are sorry. This page has not been approved by the Change Advisory Board.
// Four card types · No tokens · No trackers

Know Your Arsenal

Hero
Navy Blue

Your team. Deploy Heroes to your Active Zone to block incoming Threats. They take hits so your draw pile doesn't. When defeated, discard them.

Threat
Crimson Red

Your weapon. Play Threats into your opponent's zone. Each turn with no Hero blocking, they lose 2 cards from their draw pile. Ransomware Randy costs 4.

Action
Forest Green

One-time tools. Pay the Coffee cost, use the effect immediately, then discard. Heal your draw pile, neutralize Threats, disrupt your opponent.

Resource
Amber / Gold

Your income. Play Resources permanently to your zone. Each generates +1 Coffee per turn. More Resources means more powerful plays — build early.

Ready to Save Monday Morning?

2 players · Ages 14+ · 20–30 minutes · 30-card decks
No tokens. No trackers. Just cards and a flat surface.

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